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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}

{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What type of music do balloons hate?","punchline":"Pop music!","id":261}

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