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{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}

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{"type":"programming","setup":"What's the best thing about a Boolean?","punchline":"Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.","id":409}

{"fact":"A cat has the ability to rotate their ears 180 degrees,with the help of 32 muscles that they use to control them.","length":113}

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{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}

{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}

{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}

{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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